Hunter Vs Deer

Please dont shoot says the deer! What have I ever done to you?
The hunter replys your a great trophy buck! You'll be a great story to tell around the ol camp fire.
You have a family says the deer? Why yes I do says the hunter. Well how about I go shoot your dad?
Ever think about that says the deer? Actually iv never thought it out like that before says the hunter. Well I have about 1400 kids out running about says the deer. I understand says the hunter, I will not kill you or any other. Thank you so much says the deer. The deer talking was unwonted.